I had my face waxed today. Does that make me a metrosexual? I know it sounds weird, but I hate shaving the long dark hairs high up on my cheek. I don’t want to have a beard below my eyes. Plucking them should be on the UN’s list of outlawed torture techniques. Today when I got my haircut I asked Anne to wax my face (actually my wife did, because I was too chicken). Waxing hurts, but not that bad. More importantly, it worked.
The only problem is that my hairs were particularly stubborn (I don’t know if I should be proud of that or not), so she had to do it like 11 times on the same spot. I have some skin left on my cheek, but not much.
I’m not sure why I’m sharing this, I just thought the image of the Fat Pastor getting his face waxed might strike someone as funny. I might be the first 300 pound man to wax something other than his thicket of chest hair on some kind of dare.
The Fat Pastor 