300 pound metrosexual

I had my face waxed today.  Does that make me a metrosexual?  I know it sounds weird, but I hate shaving the long dark hairs high up on my cheek.  I don’t want to have a beard below my eyes.  Plucking them should be on the UN’s list of outlawed torture techniques.  Today when I got my haircut I asked Anne to wax my face (actually my wife did, because I was too chicken).  Waxing hurts, but not that bad.  More importantly, it worked.  

The only problem is that my hairs were particularly stubborn (I don’t know if I should be proud of that or not), so she had to do it like 11 times on the same spot.  I have some skin left on my cheek, but not much.  

I’m not sure why I’m sharing this, I just thought the image of the Fat Pastor getting his face waxed might strike someone as funny.  I might be the first 300 pound man to wax something other than his thicket of chest hair on some kind of dare.


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2 responses to “300 pound metrosexual

  1. Eric Swanson


    That just made my day bud. I have had my eyebrows waxed and agree that plucking is a major crime. I also find this less strange then men who save their legs though that has also passed my mind as of late.


  2. Nina

    This blog made me laugh out loud! I give you credit for getting a wax, I’ve never had anything waxed in my life and am secretly afraid of it! Although, you won’t have to shave for a while! Have any pictures to send out??????hee hee

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