I had my face waxed today. Does that make me a metrosexual? I know it sounds weird, but I hate shaving the long dark hairs high up on my cheek. I don’t want to have a beard below my eyes. Plucking them should be on the UN’s list of outlawed torture techniques. Today when I got my haircut I asked Anne to wax my face (actually my wife did, because I was too chicken). Waxing hurts, but not that bad. More importantly, it worked.
The only problem is that my hairs were particularly stubborn (I don’t know if I should be proud of that or not), so she had to do it like 11 times on the same spot. I have some skin left on my cheek, but not much.
I’m not sure why I’m sharing this, I just thought the image of the Fat Pastor getting his face waxed might strike someone as funny. I might be the first 300 pound man to wax something other than his thicket of chest hair on some kind of dare.
The Fat Pastor 
Robb,
That just made my day bud. I have had my eyebrows waxed and agree that plucking is a major crime. I also find this less strange then men who save their legs though that has also passed my mind as of late.
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This blog made me laugh out loud! I give you credit for getting a wax, I’ve never had anything waxed in my life and am secretly afraid of it! Although, you won’t have to shave for a while! Have any pictures to send out??????hee hee