Yo Mamma’s so nice…

Ever wonder what a group of pastors do during a long, boring set of speeches and resolutions at annual conference?  Well, one group got on their laptops, opened up a skype chat room and started telling “Yo Momma” jokes.  Only with a twist.  I did not come up with all of these.

Yo Momma’s so nice that she always says “please,” and “thank you,” and is very punctual.

Yo Momma’s so nice that she peed in a public pool and all the lepers were healed.

Yo Momma’s so nice that when she goes to a ballgame, the wave starts after her and stops before her because no one wants to make her stand up.”

Yo Momma’s so nice that during the seventh inning stretch she sings “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” for both teams, so no one feels bad.

Yo Momma’s so nice that when she goes to hockey games, no one fights becaue they know she wouldn’t approve.  Don’t even ask what they do at boxing matches.

Yo Momma’s so nice that Chuck Norris stopped kicking ass because she gave him a stern look.”

Yo Momma’s so nice that if her cell phone rings in a movie theater, someone pauses it for her.”

Yo Momma’s so nice that Germany reunited after  she said, “Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall, please.”

Yo Momma’s so nice that, even though she is actually quite obese, no one tells Yo Momma jokes about her

Yo Momma’s so nice that when she faced the Philistines, Goliath surrendered.

Yo Momma’s so nice that she was Satan’s first choice, but God said, “Not her.  Mess with Job.”

Yo Momma’s so nice that when she was in the Garden, the serpent told her, “Whatever you do, don’t eat that fruit.”

Yo Momma’s so nice that when she walked into a bar with Mr. Rogers, people asked, “Who’s that asshole with Yo Momma?”

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4 responses to “Yo Mamma’s so nice…

  1. Erin Waldron-Smith

    The Chuck Norris one was my favorite, followed by God telling Satan to mess with Job!

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